Top 5 Reasons I Could Get Fired Today

5. I've consumed my salaries worth in coffee, saltines and English Breakfast tea just this morning.

4. I announced that I was going on vacation starting Friday. Not asked. Didn't think to ask. Announced.

3. I spent a good part of my morning holding up my split ends to the light and chopping them off.
2. Realizing my stockings were ripped, I decided my legs are pretty enough where maybe it'll go unnoticed if I remove them without replacing them.

And the number one reason that I could get fired today.....

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