Why I Shouldn't Marry an Investment Banker

Last night I went to ANOTHER Investment Banker party (tis' the season, I guess). This one had the TOTAL opposite theme. This was a work sponsored event to celebrate working in an Investment Bank.

This happened several times over the course of the evening:

IBs to to me: Oh you live up there? That block has some GREAT bars.
Me: Uh.. not really......

Later that night...

I am in my room, it is 11 PM.....

Outside voice from bars: MAKE SURE, I do NOTHING but Jager bombs ALL NIGHT!!!