Cookie Puss

Hey! What's up with Girl Scout cookies!?!? How come no one ever offers me them?

I had a Thin Mint tonight. Offered by some girl I just met. I LOVE Thin Mints! Anyone want to woo me? Get me Thin Mints.

How come though, how COME you have to be in the know to get some Girl Scout cookies? Wouldn't it be more beneficial to the Girl Scouts of America to sell those babies full time and to the general public and not like it's some undercover operation? It's like they're just preparing those girls for sororities, or the DAR or the KKK.

Shady. I gotta get myself a friend in the Girl Scouts.