Hello Green! (aka. I'm so vain, I totally think every song is about me)

When people see people mostly they say "Hi." But when they say "Hello!" I have a split second of "Hel" where I think someone is calling my name and I do the awkward turn and smile.

I walk down the street and I hear creepy men screaming at me, "Hey Green!" So I turn and look, and smile and say "Hey" back, while wondering where I met such a dirty man. I don't imagine this. I believe that they must know me if they're calling my name.
And they are calling me, but I don't know them. However, I do wear a bright green jacket.

Helllllooo Green. I'm way less popular than I think.