Well Hello Ugly ;)

That was an entire recent email I recieved on myspace.com. Way to a girls heart, sarcastically call her ugly. Nice.

I've been inspired to collect some of the more ridiculous letters I have recieved on myspace (from people I both kind of know and don't know at all) by my friend Janet-- who recieved the MOST ridiculous letter a few months ago. I don't want to recount that story as I don't remember it properly so I will ask her to post it in comments. It's very worth it and I believe has something to do wtih Nigeria.

P.S. If someone reading this wrote one of these please don't take offense, I appreciated each and every one of them...... especially when I'm called sexy and ravishing.

So here's the compilation:

"Hi! My cousin Mike lives in Erock!" (end of letter)

"I was looking at your profile and would love to be in touch with you. It seems we have similar interests. I work here in NYC importing champagne from France, selling high end luxury cars and doing real estate investments." (What a coincidence!!?!)

"I remember you from Rhame Ave. (my elementary school) you did morning announcements and shit. lol. I like sashimi 2." (Everyone has their 15 min., unfortunately mine was on elementary school cable doing "H & J's Book Review."....... I should put that on my resume.)

"....just want to let you know..that i think that u are RAVISHING... if jimmie knew that i just sent u a message let alone look at ur picture.he'd kick my ass...so have a nice day helen." (I'm not blowing anyone's cover and you could totally kick my brother's ass)

"I know I have no chance to holla at you sexy. God bless you sweetheart." (If "holla at me" means have sex with me, no, you have no chance. But God bless you too)

"You look nothing like Elisabeth (Hasselbeck). Your boyfriend should be bitch slapped. That's just my opinion." (Hah. Mine too! In fact sir, a lot of people share that sentiment..)...... (did I just write that?)