Ways 2005 could get worse for me:
By dropping my cell phone in a cup of peppermint tea, thus breaking it.
So I did that. I figured why not?
Helen Green is a non- Long Island girl, who is, honestly, from Long Island. She lives in Manhattan and doesn't understand why people live elsewhere
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Also, a random guy in a beige suit singing Christmas songs in the subway could sing and stamp his feet in your horrified face and then chase you while yelling that "You have no Christmas spirit!" -- at 10'o'clock in the morning.
or maybe that just made 2005 more entertaining - not worse
Well at least there was a reason for that- I didn't accept today as the birthday of our Lord. I'm such a stupid bitch. I'm glad everyone on the packed downtown 1 9 train knows that. At least I know my reflexes work well when it comes to pepper spray.
ah well, dropping a cell phone in a fish tank is prettier..although I doubt it smells as good as the peppermint tea afterwards.
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